Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters by Jeremy Greenberg

By Jeremy Greenberg

Inside Sorry I Barfed in your mattress, author and comic Jeremy Greenberg provides a suite of laugh-out-loud letters and images that provide a cat's eye view on universal pussycat vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the fitting reward for loopy cat fanatics and a person who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including:

Your cat sits in your computer not only for heat or consciousness, yet to avoid you from interacting with the skin international. in spite of everything, isn't the most cause to have a cat so that you don't need to waste time constructing basic human relationships?
for those who spent a 3rd of your lifestyles licking your self, you too might sometimes put out of your mind to stay your tongue again on your face.
consuming grass has medicinal reasons, and so much cats think grass can be legalized.
The cat feels undesirable approximately barfing in your bed...because now it needs to get to as much as pass sleep in your fresh laundry instead.

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It was Kaneko. His tie was askew. 38 • Far Rainbow “Matvei Sergeyevich,” he said, panting. “Please verify the list. ” Matvei said. “Leonid, you must forgive me. ” “Of course, go on,” Gorbovsky said. “I’ll take a walk over to the spaceport. ” “Come to my place for lunch at two,” Matvei said, as he left. Gorbovsky drained the glass, got up, and happily turned up the drums to maximum level. .. Chapter 3 13 Y ten the heat was unbearable. The acrid va­ pors of the airborne salt seeped from the burning plains through the cracks of the shut windows.

Ah, yes, that was Dixon he was talking about. Of course, Dixon is famous for his beard, but that doesn’t mean a thing—I know lots of bald men w ith beards! But that’s all nonsense! It’s hot here, have you noticed? Leonid, you don’t eat well, you look like a muscular dystrophy pa­ tient. Let’s have lunch to g eth er. . and for now, let me offer you some drinks. I have orange juice, tomato juice, and pomegranate . . our own, homemade! Yes! Wine! We make our own wine, right here on Rainbow, can you imagine, Leonid?

There’s Camill by the window, and he doesn’t hear or see you. Tanya, I’m expecting you today. ” “Is your shift over? ” “All right. Remember the cafe in Fishville? We’ll eat minogi and drink young w in e . . ” Robert groaned and shut his eyes. “Now all I’ll do is w ait for evening. ” “Me too—” She looked around. “Kisses, Robbie,” she said. ” “I sure w ill,” he had time to say. Camill was still looking out the window, hands clasped behind his back. His fingers were in constant motion. Camill had unusually long, pale, flexible fingers w ith short nails.

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