American Freak Show: The Completely Fabricated Stories of by Willie Geist

By Willie Geist

“Willie Geist is one half Twain, one half Carrot most sensible, components Heckle, and one half Jeckle.”
—John Heilemann and Mark Halperin, authors of Game Change

“I’ve learn laminated aircraft safeguard playing cards with better highbrow heft. Turning critical: Willie Geist is the best man to chronicle our decidedly imperfect times."
—Brian Williams, NBC Nightly News anchor and dealing with editor

In the hilarious big apple instances bestseller American Freak Show, Geist takes the clever, biting statement enjoyed by means of his tv viewers to new satirical extremes. The real-life characters who now hang-out our day-by-day lives are solid as stars in thoroughly made-up scenes which are frighteningly with reference to reality.

Geist provides us the 1st examine President Sarah Palin’s unconventional 2012 inaugural handle, played continue to exist WWE’s Monday evening Raw. We cross contained in the ballroom for a Dean Martin–style welcome roast of Bernie Madoff upon his arrival in Hell, with Pol Pot serving as roastmaster. George W. Bush’s batting-cage-and-waterslide-themed plans for a presidential library are laid out publicly for the 1st time. And new for the paperback variation, Geist places us within the room as Jesus joins fb, with assistance from a modern day messiah named Mark Zuckerberg.

From Obama to Oprah, Afghanistan to Lohan, Snooki to the Salahis, Willie Geist spares not anyone as our host of this wild American Freak Show. You’ll giggle out loud whereas weeping for the way forward for the United States.

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The large man with the bushy red beard and bald head pushed a bottle of beer and a glass filled with ice in front of his regular customer. “Filming in Vegas. ” “Nice try, kiddo. ” An impish smile replaced Karen’s puzzled expression, followed by a slow shake of her head. ” “Hey, don’t let Bobby hear you say that. ” The bartender cleared his throat. ” “Look around,” Karen said, cupping her hand to her mouth. “It’s after midnight on a Saturday in New York City, and we’re it. How the heck does a place like this stay open?

But as an adult, he's found a job he believes in--tracker for the Central Intelligence Agency--and a wife, Karen, he cherishes. That life is shattered on a hot August night in New York City when a mob collection gone wrong leaves three people dead, Karen Easter among them. Just a few days later, police find the gunman dead, the murder weapon on him, and the criminal case is all but closed. Except someone doesn't buy it. Someone thinks the guilty parties are still out there. And that someone wants revenge.

He was handsome, lean, and self-assured—a product of the city streets, she suspected. And a bully. Hatch had once told her that the loud ones were usually the biggest wimps. Karen put her left hand on the bar. Cercone’s gaze moved to the gold wedding band and engagement ring, then back to Karen’s face. “Do you really think I give a shit about your old man? Fucking... stupid... tourists. ” “My sister’s visiting me,” Patricia said. ” “Ahhh,” Cercone said, letting the word draw out, glancing over at his cousin.

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