A Practical Guide to Racism by C. H. Dalton

By C. H. Dalton

A hilarious examine the races of the world—capturing the proud heritage and vivid way forward for racism in a single convenient, authoritative, and deeply offensive volume

Meet “C. H. Dalton,” a professor of racialist stories and a number one authority on inferior humans of all ethnicities, genders, religions, and sexual personal tastes. within the grand culture of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and Birth of a Nation, he's on a challenge to elucidate the reality approximately self-supremacy, drawing on eminent scholarship to enlighten a brand new new release of hate-mongers. proposing facts that everybody will be hated (even white people), A useful advisor to Racism includes gleaming bits of knowledge on such topics as:
• the great lifestyles loved by way of blacks, who shuffle via existence unhindered through the white man’s burdens, comparable to opposite racism and white slavery, to turn into comprehensive athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions.
• the unhappy tale of the industrious, clever Jews, whose whole recognition is sullied by means of their unlucky flavor for the blood of Christian babies.
• an in depth examine the weird, sweet-smelling race often called “women,” who're now not stable at anything— specially ruling the unfastened world.
• a very important guide to Arabs, a humans so delicate they're vulnerable to blow up at any time.
• A country-by-country breakdown of the “Yellow Peril,” with tips for telling aside a race of people that all glance a similar.

additionally integrated is a finished thesaurus of undying epithets, with hundreds and hundreds of pejorative phrases for everybody from Phoenicians to Jews. A functional consultant to Racism is certain to spark sincere, instructive discourse.

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In the Americas, every corner bodega sells international phone cards so that Hispanics can keep in touch with their ancestors back home in Spain, Portugal, and Andorra. The Iberian Peninsula also plays a vital role in an intercontinental triangle trade with South America and the United States. While Iberia is technically involved in the Hispanic drug trade through this arrangement, the illegal activity occurs only in the Americas. That’s why, instead of tackling the social issues involved, or alleviating the extreme poverty that leads people to use and sell drugs, the United States government has cannily decided to declare all-out war on a semi-arbitrary class of substances.

ISBN: 1-4362-0649-9 1. Racism. 2. Race relations. I. Title. 8—dc22 2007026037 Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise), without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book. The scanning, uploading, and distribution of this book via the Internet or via any other means without the permission of the publisher is illegal and punishable by law.

After they come home and boil the dirt they’ve farmed, they spend the rest of the evening fornicating with any and all available relatives and pets. To take a break from all that incest and bestiality, and incestuous bestiality, they turn on the TV and watch a wealthy, private school–educated comedian named Dan Whitney, who pretends to be a cable repairman, and yet is somehow also a health inspector. I don’t entirely understand it, myself. Sometimes these non-wealthy non-Northeasterners (“white trash”) manage to stumble out of their shantytowns and trailer parks and Napa Valleys in order to vote, but most of the time they occupy themselves with basic cable, pornography, and the occasional trip to the demolition derby or ultimate fighting match.

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